i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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