I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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