Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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