he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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