I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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