question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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