found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
