So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
