Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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