I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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