I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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