I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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