you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
i think im in europe. pls send help
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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