is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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