I want to make a zoo with you.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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