talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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