Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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