He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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