come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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