Say something about gay babies.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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