yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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