I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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