Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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