would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Can you bring me the toilet please
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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