As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
i am craving dick and cupcakes
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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