I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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