i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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