well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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