I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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