What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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