I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I look better un-naked...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
