I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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