Hey man sorry I got all grabby
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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