im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I fill condoms, not promises.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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