friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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