butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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