So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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