Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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