He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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