and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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