You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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