I just saw a hot homeless man
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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