Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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