I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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