I love black thongs
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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