Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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