My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
