As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i came on her dog
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
