your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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