: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
